- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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