- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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