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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

The cream, it is coming

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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