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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

whats green and lives in the water

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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