The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

i had sex.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

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