what goes boo a sock

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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