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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

guess what? bannanas

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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