(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

That's illegal What? Your mom

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

womens rights

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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