How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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