What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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