- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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