- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How high is the sky? True or False

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Sex

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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