- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Your mums a potato

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

An Asian person drove home safely.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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