- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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