How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

rocky is here again.......................

Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Anti Joke

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