Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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