How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Penis

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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