- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

they told me not to write here but i did

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

There was an american man on the way to work.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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