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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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