Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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