- Anti Joke

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.