- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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