Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Barack Obama.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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