- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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