- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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