- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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