- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Choir.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Brain fart

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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