When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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