My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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