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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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