Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

matt is fat

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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