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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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