Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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