- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Mogok Papiti.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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