"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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. . I am a whale

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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