- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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