- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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