What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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My dad

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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