What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Jersey Shore.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Maths.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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