What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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