What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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