Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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A seal walks into a club.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Albert your flies undone.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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