What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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My Butthole.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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