Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A man walks into a bar

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Wenis Penis

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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