what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Balls

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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