- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Good job, son.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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