Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

hi charles lattuca III

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

William wright is Gay

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Anti Joke

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