- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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