- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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