Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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