what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A man walked into a bar owch

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Yo mama so fat.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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