i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Hello.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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