- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

This is a joke.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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