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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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