- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

White NBA players.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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