whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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