- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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