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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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