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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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