- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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