- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

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