- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Women's Rights

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

the NAACP

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

knock knock come in

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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