- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food