- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

i named my son Frodo because he was little

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you do at a club? You club.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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